We're pretty sure Brad hasn't gotten his spiffy new Bunker tee yet, nor his kids since we haven't gotten the Bunker onesies in, but we figured he's probably too busy to send us a C&D, so here's our impression of how the new Hollywood dad would look in one. (We'll get one in Shiloh-size as soon as possible, Brad.) Can't picture yourself in the tee? Order one. Available in L, XL, and 2XL--which we assume to be the pre-twins Angelina Jolie preference.

We're not sure where Batman will be showing up next--given all the travel for the world premieres of the record-breaking flick, but since we're not alone with him in a hotel room he can only treat us like his Mom and sister through the mail for suggesting Christian might look a little something like this sporting his Bunker tee. How about you? Designs available in L, XL and 2XL for those of you built more like the Hulk than the Joker.

To celebrate our pending deal with European cable channel IndiePix, we're releasing a limited number of Bunker tees in stylish new colors. White on black tees will be available this fall, but for something special we went for bright and colorful (as you can see). Silk-screened on 100% pre-shrunk cotton tees, they're comfortable to wear during office supply-closet quickies; out to the goth clubs; and even while being Tasered by angry policemen on the show COPS. Blood red or vibrant yellow (check that one out under a black light at your local fetish dungeon). While supplies last.

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